Somewhere up on the fourth floor of the teacher's dormitory, a new teacher is moving in. "Moving in" meaning "throwing a couple of boxes in the middle of the floor and getting bored with the whole thing."  With the three boxes in the middle of the floor, the teacher nodded, satisfied. "Well, that's that!" With a laugh, he turned to leave the room ( Read more... )

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